It’s often said if you want to engage anyone from the United
Kingdom in conversation – and we are notoriously standoffish – then simply ask
them about “This weather”. It’s true. In
Britain we love to talk about the weather.
But I would suggest it goes deeper than that.
Dear world, we the British love to complain about the
weather…
Now, take this summer, which is now drawing to a close. Not
a bad one by recent ones. We’ve had many sunny days, warm ones and few wet
days. Wimbledon finished as scheduled, only one of the Ashes cricket matches
didn’t play out (and as England were facing defeat at the time…). Young Prince
George was late on parade, but, to the best of my knowledge, atmospheric conditions were not to
blame.
But ask anyone in the UK “What about this weather?” you’ll
be told “Ooh, it’s too hot” or “It’s
not going to last”. Move forward a few
months to wintertime and it will be “too cold” and “I don’t think it’s ever going to brighten up”.
The thing is with the British weather is it lacks extremes.
It’s usually mild. Famously it does rain, but not for weeks on end. Storms can be disruptive but rarely
destructive. Sometimes, rivers & reservoirs dry up – but that’s usually
attributable to bad decisions by the water companies. And for those hankering
for heavy fog in the Sherlock Holmes style, they’re no more you may be sorry to
hear.
Bearing in mind we are an island, sitting as we do
surrounded by water on all sides, and about 3/5th up the northern
hemisphere, we get what’s due to us. But
for some reason, unless the summer skies are blindingly light like in an old
Kellogg’s Corn Flakes commercial, or unless we’re under six foot of snow
November through March… well it’s as if we’re being cheated out of something.
(At some date I’ll talk over the British winter with you).
Oh, another British habit is this. We love to mix and match
our measurement systems to suit. We drive our cars at miles per hour, and then
fill them with litres of fuel. And this is true of the temperature too. The
hottest days are those approaching one-hundred Fahrenheit, the colder being
noted as those going under zero Celsius, again all designed to fit our
requirement to needing to have reason to complain.
Please World, By all means then feel free to ask any of us
what we think about the weather.
But you might have to brace yourself for the verbal storm
that follows.
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