Here comes Rhyming Sy Snootles

Hello folks!

Legendary troubadour Paul Simon here with exciting news for you all.

 

You may remember my marriage to the lovely & talented Carrie Fisher, her off the proper Star Wars  movies.

 

Well I'm pleased to announce that my friends at Lucasfilms commissioned me to make a collection of new songs paying tribute to the wonderful movie series. Well, the good ones, anyway.

 

You'll hear such soon-to-be-classics as:

 

Tatooine Bound

CP30, you're breaking my heart.

The sound of jawas

Boy in the Bobba

Feeling Wookie

Retracted bridge over troubled water

Me & Obi-wan down by the schoolyard

You can call me Han.

Still Wookie after all these years.

50 ways to leave your Death Star

Father & child reunion

 

and several more...

 

You can enjoy "Jedi Knights and Negotiations" on CD, download, classic vinyl and of course a badly distorted holographic message hardwired into a droid.

 

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to talk to a man about making Annie Hall 2...